I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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