dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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