I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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