Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This is my gift to your gina
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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