I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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