I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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