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I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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