i was born a porn star she said
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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