If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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