Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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