But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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