It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A+ Viking dick
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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