i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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