That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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