So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think my fart just growled at me.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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