smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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