i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she was so not down for the gang bang
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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