do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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