Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I see more hoeing in ur future
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