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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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