ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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