he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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