He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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