So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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