I look better un-naked...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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