I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Enjoy the penises
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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