now i know why i became what i already was.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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