Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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