I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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