Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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