i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
porn star boner night. come get it.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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