I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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