this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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