Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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