I bet he comes in French.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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