Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
How naked do you want me to be?
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