Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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