Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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