love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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