The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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