k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
one might say we're banned from that church
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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