at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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