I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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