dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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