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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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