Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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