Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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