i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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