just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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