i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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