I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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